So, for our 9 year Anniversary, I gave Matt a stuffed Angry bird. For many reasons, really, but we won’t get into any of that (I know, cheap anniversary gift—but another long story…).
Anyways…if I thought that bird was angry before, imagine how it must have felt when I found him drowning in the toilet, being scrubbed with soap, by our third child. When I caught her (she was also sopping wet with toilet water), she handed me that soaking wet angrier bird and said…All Clean! All of this five minutes after she pulled down my curtains…rod and all…